Them: yo

Me: who's this?

Them: who's this?

Me: you texted me first like, shits sweet I deserve an answer.

Them: chill aunt suzie

Me: I'm not your aunt.

Them: I know I call people that lol its funny

Me: won't be funny when I put my foot up your ass.

Them: word I like things up my ass gets me off

Me: that's...really distrubing

Them: yeah so wassup?

Me: who are you bro?

Them: exactly!

Me: excuse me?

Them: your bro wassup sis?

Me: I'm done.

Them: gosh so am I

Me: K.

Them: L

Me: stop

Them: Go

Me: oh lord

Them: oh holy spirit

Me: okay goodbye

Them: Hello!